Crônicas de Suspense - Parte II, o Retorno

15/06/2011 15:59

Parte II das Crônicas de Suspense, as aventuras de um Limão em meio a Mamolândia:

 

Dia 4 – Lição de generosidade: o algodão doce

(Limas adentra o DPCP com um algodão doce)
Suspa: ora, ora, ora, vamos ter festinha hoje?
Limas: what?
Suspa: ué, vc trouxe um confeito não foi?
Limas: sim, mas é pra mim...
Suspa: é sabor de quê?
Limas: ...de algodão doce...
Suspa: e vc não vai oferecer para seus colegas?
Limas: .......
Suspa: vem cá, me dá um pedaço. Empresário. X (empresário aleatório que tava na sala), vc quer também? pegaí um pedaço!
(Empresário X, constrangido, pega um pedaço)
Suspa: agora vai lá e oferece para os suas colegas.
Limas: ......

 

 

Dia 5 – Pés sensíveis

Suspa: essa época já passou o frio em no hemisfério norte, né? é que eu preciso agasalhar bem meus pés, é uma parte muito sensível do meu corpo, onde eu sinto muito frio.
Funcionária boazinha my ass: acho que já ta de boa...
Suspa: uma vez eu achei isso e só levei meias finas. aí no meio das reuniões eu ficava inquieto e saía para procurar algum lugar para aquecer os pés
Funcionária boazinha my ass: ....
Suspa: vc não está me levando a sério né?
Funcionária boazinha my ass: não...
Suspa: quero ver quando a gente tiver lá e vc disser "Suspa, estou com frio nos pés!", eu vou olhar e dizer "desculpe, mas não vou te emprestar minhas meias quentes"

 

 

Dia 6 - Leasing do amor

Limas: Suspa, terminei o relatório que vc pediu...
Suspa: ok. eu dei uma jóia de 13 mil reais pra minha ex-mulher e ela não me devolveu depois que a gente terminou.
Limas e Funcionária boazinha my ass: ...e?
Suspa: isso é um ABSURDO. as pessoas deveriam ter a decência de devolver as coisas mais caras quando o relacionamento termina. vcs não acham?
Limas e Funcionária boazinha my ass:....not...
Suspa: claro que vcs não acham. vcs são corporativistas e adoram jóias
Limas e Funcionária boazinha my ass: ....nem faço questão...
Suspa: duvido. agora eu vou comprar uma jóia para a minha namorada mas vou deixar claro que se nós terminarmos ela vai ter que devolver.
Limas:...Suspa, o relatório...
Suspa: é isso, pode ir.

 

 

By Limão, ainda lambendo os dedos com os

10% de confeito que sobraram na mão dela

 

 

 

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